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| Mark Foley has an instant message for Maryland voters. |
ANNAPOLIS, MD—In the latest blow to the state’s drive toward electronic voting, a group of frustrated
citizens is registering its opposition to what it calls an overly sexualized system.
The group claims the touch screen system is too sensual, distracting voters from the weighty matters at hand. “There’s too much touching and stroking, and inserting of cards. It’s scandalous. We miss the old-fashioned
yanking of levers,” ...(read more)

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| Ida Ruben's Hair announces its run for the Maryland State Senate at a recent press conference. |
TAKOMA PARK, MD— Though incumbent Ida Ruben lost
to Jamie Raskin in the District 20 Democratic primary, she is still a controversial figure in this election. In a move that surprised everybody, even Ruben, her Hair announced that it would run as an Independent
for state senate... (read more)

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| Tavlok, an immigrant from planet Vulcan, is nonplussed by the nation's illegal alien debate. |
TAKOMA PARK, MD—The debate over immigration reform and enforcement has become a major
election issue nationally, but even more so in Takoma Park. Traditionally the city has welcomed diversity regardless of a
person’s documentation. This was one of the many aspects of Takoma Park that Tavlok, a recent immigrant, found so attractive... (read more)
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